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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 06:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

Freaks and Cheeks

Mets and Dodgers are more than living up to heavyweight billing - New York Post

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Is dating in college necessary? Why and why not?

Still no good

No, not a chance

Still no good.

Poop Transplants Not All They’re Cracked Up to Be - Gizmodo

Just Forget it!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Resident Evil surprise return announced by PlayStation - GAMINGbible

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Are there any nude pictures of women with big tits?

Everyone loved it.

No way

Fundraiser for Georgia teen who rushed to work at Burger King after graduation surpasses $110K - 11Alive.com

So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Catatonics & High Colonics

Stanford Scientists Develop Game-Changing New Way To Treat Stroke - SciTechDaily

No go.

Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

A Biologist Spotlights The World’s Most Aggressive Bird. Hint: It’s Flightless, It’s Not The Ostrich, And It’s Been Known To Kill People - Forbes

Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

How AI chatbots keep you chatting - TechCrunch

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Urgent warning issued for US consumers after ‘security breach’ of 184,000,000 passwords — here’s who’s exposed - Yahoo

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Are there girls here who like group sex?

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What the ‘Revenge Tax’ Is in the Tax Bill—and How It Could Pummel the Dollar - Barron's